OM: Dog meat

SO: I cannot begin to fathom what's gone through your mind that's lead you to bothering me today.

OM: Christ. Long-winded much
OM: I wanted to see how progress on the Weapon is going!

SO: I'm working on it.

OM: Wow!
OM: Such a way with words, Dog Meat!
OM: You really are quite the charmer you know that?
OM: You head into clubs often look at the hottest woman there and go "hey. im fucking busy right now. buzz off." and she starts SWOONING her panties are a fucking lagoon in an instant
OM: I'm fucking jealous dude
OM: Seriously teach me your ways
OM: Honestly I'm swooning over here myself. Call up the janitors I need a new chair

SO: Is it your goal to violate as many policies as possible?
SO: I'd report you to Memphi but I know she won't do shit about your insolent ass.

OM: Derp. I didn't even really register it could be read that way! What happened to the old days huh? When we'd get high and shoot the shit?

SO: I grew up. You should try it.

OM: Sorath's Grace dude you are so fucking laaaame now!!!
OM: Everyone else still fucks around and has fun! You're the only one who's all stuck up like this!

SO: And everyone else almost gets themselves killed every other goddamn day.
SO: Fournier got his bloody teeth knocked out the other day. Know what he was doing?
SO: He went out to Smaugolea with Macosque and did some dirty gambling.
SO: Macosque and you are both detriments to everyone around you because you won't grow up and you involve everybody else in your satyrshit.

OM: Wtf does that have to do with me. What'd u say fuck me for

SO: You're useless. You're slow in the head.
SO: Stop messaging me.